2012? Oh, come on!

Well, tomorrow is the big day. I'm sure people are making a huge fuss about it. Stores are being looted, crime rate is skyrocketing, people yelling through the streets crying "The end is near! The end is near!". What did the church have to say about it? Did the prophet think it was utter bullshit, or did the prophet actually warn us to prepare? I hope he thought it was bullshit, because it is. I mean come on. Why 2012? Of all years, why that one? Does that number have some sort of significance? 20+12=32. 12=December, 20=20th of December, even though it supposedly will happen on the 21st. Why did they skip the zero to make the date? Nothing makes sense, and I wont bother to do research on it.
Just wait: Tomorrow morning people will crowd outside on the hills, waiting for something, anything, to happen. Maybe it will begin to rain, and everyone will freak out. "ZOMG IT'S BLOOOOD!!.... Oh, wait, it's just rain.". Lightning will strike and people will begin to freak out more. Idiots. You know what would be funny? Tomorrow, you or someone else plays some kind of huge prank on them all. Let's think for a moment here. Set up thousands of fireworks and set them off at the stroke of midnight. Or lights. Lots of lights. I cant think of anything. I never could. Give me time and I might think of something creative.
Please, just remember to laugh when nothing happens. Run through the streets saying "Ha ha, nothing happened you gullible ass holes!"

-Brenna (August 11, 2008)