Cromulance
Lance is now a rich bastard. And you are probably dead. Or rich too. If you aren't dead now though, you will be soon...BTW. Pass the bowl faggot.
It's the year 2011. Shouldn't we have like something better than Windows Mobile by now? Maybe that shit Microsoft was secretly working. That shit with the entirely new architecture. Actually though, you are probably checking your email on a computer that's nano-sized and loaded with that previously mentioned OS.
Go fuck yourself nigger.